Hi! My name is Pavla and I like puns, even when they don’t make complete sen$e. (get it?) Have a bad joke? Submit your Q/A/Lolz here: bearypunny@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @shittyjokes)http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/“<p>Q: What did the adoption agency say when the brother rabbits came in?</p> <p>A: “Aww, let’s not split hares!”</p> <p>(animLOLs?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://jakeoliver.tumblr.com">Jake</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/241629981http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/241629981Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:21:17 -0500“<p>Q: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?? </p> <p>A: <a href="http://www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com/">http://www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com/</a></p> <p>(pLOLgiarism?)</p> <p>editor’s note: kewl javascript/badoomchhhh effect, tho. i guess.</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/234102091http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/234102091Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:19:09 -0500“<p>Q: What did the Yankees have for dinner tonight?</p> <p>A: Phillie Mignon!</p> <p>(basebLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/233615139http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/233615139Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:27:00 -0500“<p>Q: Why did the snail have to move out of its shell?</p> <p>A: Because it was in escrowgo! </p> <p>(home LOLn?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, Kaveh.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/224570829http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/224570829Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:48:31 -0400“<p>Q: What did the family members say when discussing the pros and cons of their family reunion?</p> <p>A: “It’s all relative!”</p> <p>(famLOLy circus?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/224200214http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/224200214Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:13:42 -0400“<p>Q: What do you call solitary trees in Mexico?</p> <p>A: Plantalones!</p> <p>(LOLnely magLOLia?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://www.davidsiddiqui.com/">David</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/201068464http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/201068464Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:49:00 -0400“<p>Q: Why would the season of fall make a shitty friend?</p> <p>A: Because it would be fair weathered!</p> <p>(fLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/200090617http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/200090617Tue, 29 Sep 2009 09:38:34 -0400“<p>Q: What do you call a really skinny British man?</p> <p>A: A chapstick!</p> <p>(EngLOLnd?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/187497034http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/187497034Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:23:18 -0400“<p>Q: What does a creepy stalker and a bank have in common?</p> <p>A: They won’t leave me a loan!</p> <p>(MutuLOL fund?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://www.matthewftw.com">Matt</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/179487954http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/179487954Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:16:49 -0400“<p>Q: What does gold say when it’s trying to get another element’s attention on the periodic table?</p> <p>A: A-U! </p> <p>(eLOLment?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/176919300http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/176919300Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:21:11 -0400“<p>Q: Why wasn’t Xena Warrior Princess a comedy?</p> <p>A: Because it starred Lucy LOLless!</p> <p>(warLOL’d?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://amandalynferri.tumblr.com/">Amanda</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/173914967http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/173914967Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:09:22 -0400“<p>Q: What did Hugh Laurie say when treating his friends to dinner?</p> <p>A: “It’s on the House!”</p> <p>(Hugh LOLrie?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/173291537http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/173291537Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:09:35 -0400“<p>Q: Why did the bicycle stop working?</p> <p>A: Because it was two tired!</p> <p>(bicycLOL?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://jakeoliver.tumblr.com">Jake</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/166554719http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/166554719Wed, 19 Aug 2009 11:25:10 -0400“<p>Q: What did the seamstress say to her fashionable customer?</p> <p>A: Your dresses are SEW cute!</p> <p>(LOLteration?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/154964309http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/154964309Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:04:00 -0400“<p>Q: What did Nixon say after Watergate?</p> <p>A: “I am not a creek!”</p> <p>(scandLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/151081513http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/151081513Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:55:10 -0400“<p>Q: What do you call an obscure escape artist that no one has ever heard of?</p> <p>A: Who?dini!</p> <p>(ilLOLsionist?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, Steve.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/147617018http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/147617018Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:29:53 -0400“<p>Q: What language should this blog be translated into?</p> <p>A: EsPUNol.</p> <p>(quesediLOL?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://myspace.com/softspotrecs">Nancy</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/146980220http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/146980220Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:29:48 -0400“<p>Q: What do you call a logical popsicle?</p> <p>A: A sensicle!</p> <p>(rationLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/146310102http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/146310102Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:09:05 -0400“<p>Q: Why did Simba’s father die?</p> <p>A: Because he didn’t mufasenough!</p> <p>(LOLin’ King?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester, <a href="http://theflightlog.com/">Airport</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/145784868http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/145784868Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:23:00 -0400“<p>Q: What did the music teacher say to the sassy student?</p> <p>A: “I don’t like your tone!”</p> <p>(xyLOLphone?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/142358398http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/142358398Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:48:28 -0400