Hi! My name is Pavla and I like puns, even when they don’t make complete sen$e. (get it?)Wanna hear a (bad) joke?Tumblr (3.0; @shittyjokes)http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/"Q: What do you call a Spanish speaking person that dislikes going to the beach? A: A playa..."“<p>Q: What do you call a Spanish speaking person that dislikes going to the beach?</p> <p>A: A playa hater!</p> <p>(beach bLOLs?)</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>Thank you to shitty jokester <a href="http://www.myspace.com/softspotrecs">Nancy</a>.</em>http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/134182022http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/134182022Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:58:00 -0400"Q: What’s the best type of music to make out to? A: MO-town! (rhythm and bLOLs?)"“<p>Q: What’s the best type of music to make out to?</p> <p>A: MO-town!</p> <p>(rhythm and bLOLs?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/132518287http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/132518287Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:08:00 -0400"Q: What’s the perfect beer to drink around a campfire? A: Ember Ale! (alcohLOL?)"“<p>Q: What’s the perfect beer to drink around a campfire?</p> <p>A: Ember Ale!</p> <p>(alcohLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/125280661http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/125280661Wed, 17 Jun 2009 12:28:17 -0400"Q: Which tool has the best view of the garden? A: A saw! (toLoL?)"“<p>Q: Which tool has the best view of the garden?</p> <p>A: A saw!</p> <p>(toLoL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/124749922http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/124749922Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:45:50 -0400"Q: What do you call a husk of corn with a single kernel on it? A: A unicorn! (mysticLOL creature?)"“<p>Q: What do you call a husk of corn with a single kernel on it?</p> <p>A: A unicorn!</p> <p>(mysticLOL creature?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/121810213http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/121810213Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:34:15 -0400"Q: What do you call a bootleg Warhol print hanging on your dorm room wall? A: An..."“<p>Q: What do you call a bootleg Warhol print hanging on your dorm room wall?</p> <p>A: An imposter!</p> <p>(cLOLche?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/121387764http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/121387764Wed, 10 Jun 2009 18:06:04 -0400"Q: Which state is a self-proclaimed slut? A: Idaho (BOIZe and potatLoLs?)"“<p>Q: Which state is a self-proclaimed slut?</p> <p>A: Idaho</p> <p>(BOIZe and potatLoLs?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/118646329http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/118646329Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:01:38 -0400"Q: Why is the music industry often regarded as being sleazy? A: Because it’s in the business..."“<p>Q: Why is the music industry often regarded as being sleazy?</p> <p>A: Because it’s in the business of seedies (CDs)!</p> <p>(vinyLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/117764945http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/117764945Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:23:05 -0400"Q: Which fairy tale is undoubtedly the most clever of them all? A: RaPUNZel! (goldieLOLcks?)"“<p>Q: Which fairy tale is undoubtedly the most clever of them all?</p> <p>A: RaPUNZel!</p> <p>(goldieLOLcks?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/116379625http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/116379625Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:38:03 -0400"Q: What kind of pandemic does one get from having a crush? A: Swoon flu! (LOLve sick?)"“<p>Q: What kind of pandemic does one get from having a crush?</p> <p>A: Swoon flu!</p> <p>(LOLve sick?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/114973345http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/114973345Fri, 29 May 2009 15:50:57 -0400"Q: What’s the best way to create a play on words? A: With a puncil! (self-referentiLOL?)"“<p>Q: What’s the best way to create a play on words?</p> <p>A: With a puncil!</p> <p>(self-referentiLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/113603425http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/113603425Wed, 27 May 2009 00:19:41 -0400"Q: What is a punster’s favorite place to eat brunch? A: At the Crepe Eggscape! (LoLmelette?)"“<p>Q: What is a punster’s favorite place to eat brunch?</p> <p>A: At the Crepe Eggscape!</p> <p>(LoLmelette?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/111093488http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/111093488Thu, 21 May 2009 15:15:40 -0400"Q: What’s the favorite exclamation of people that live in the state of Washington? A:..."“<p>Q: What’s the favorite exclamation of people that live in the state of Washington?</p> <p>A: “Say WA?!?!”</p> <p>(seattLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/110541589http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/110541589Wed, 20 May 2009 12:28:34 -0400"Q: What does the nervous fireman wear to keep his trousers up? A: SUSPENSders! (fire aLOLrm?)"“<p>Q: What does the nervous fireman wear to keep his trousers up?</p> <p>A: SUSPENSders!</p> <p>(fire aLOLrm?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/109624490http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/109624490Mon, 18 May 2009 16:03:24 -0400"Q: What did the tootsie roll say to the tootsie pop? A: Ugh. You are SUCH a sucker! (LOLipop?)"“<p>Q: What did the tootsie roll say to the tootsie pop?</p> <p>A: Ugh. You are SUCH a sucker!</p> <p>(LOLipop?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/107330992http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/107330992Wed, 13 May 2009 15:43:52 -0400"Q: Why do you find some of my shitty jokes so irresistible? A: Because they often play hard to..."“<p>Q: Why do you find some of my shitty jokes so irresistible?</p> <p>A: Because they often play hard to get!</p> <p>(LOLve?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/101598549http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/101598549Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:43:31 -0400"Q: Why are duck feathers so fun to hang out with? A: Because they are always DOWN for a good time!..."“<p>Q: Why are duck feathers so fun to hang out with?</p> <p>A: Because they are always DOWN for a good time! </p> <p>(mLOLlard?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/98947608http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/98947608Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:26:25 -0400"Q: Why are hens considered to be the laziest of all the animals on the farm? A: Because they are..."“<p>Q: Why are hens considered to be the laziest of all the animals on the farm?</p> <p>A: Because they are always LAYING around!</p> <p>(fowLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/98615270http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/98615270Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:47:00 -0400"Q: What kind of herb is the most mellow? A: Dill. Because it’s always like,..."“<p>Q: What kind of herb is the most mellow?</p> <p>A: Dill. Because it’s always like, “What’s the big dill?”</p> <p>(pickLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/87297057http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/87297057Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:49:06 -0400"Q: What do you call a promiscuous robber? A: A Sloot! (booty cLOL?)"“<p>Q: What do you call a promiscuous robber?</p> <p>A: A Sloot!</p> <p>(booty cLOL?)</p>”http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/86998696http://shittyjokes.tumblr.com/post/86998696Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:21:47 -0400