Mar
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Mon
10th
Beards.
Some of my dude friends are unable to grow facial hair. I think this is sort of cute, but I suspect it makes some of them feel a little bit insecure. I don’t like it when my friends feel bad about themselves, so I have thought up a fun present I can give to these pals that will make them feel better: A t-shirt with a picture of a goat on it. When I give it to them I say, “I am sorry that you cannot grow a beard. But now you at least have a goat-tee!”
(lolabustedtee?)