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Barky Breakfast

In celebration of Uno, the first Beagle in the history of the Wesminster Dog Show to ever win Best In Show, I bring you this thought**:

“If my name was Noah, and I had a beagle, I would definately name it Bagel. Not only would it be funny to have a beagle named Bagel, but it would be Noah’s Bagel.”

A little (cream) cheesy, I know, but just look at this mug!

Uno!

(woof?)

**please note this may be a regional shitty joke. for all you east coasters, the west coast has a popular bagel chain called, “Noah’s New York Style Bagels.”