Q: Why did my favorite pair of shoes get arrested for drug possession?
A: Because they were HIGH tops!
(hee heeL?)
I have always wonderd this about people that work in tuxedo shops: When a customer enters the store, instead of asking, “How may I help you?” do they say “How may I suit you?” And if the customer declines their help, do they get mad and say, “Fine! Suit yourself!” ?
(lolertie?)
Q: How does a punny person ask their hair stylist to cut them some bangs?
A: By saying, “I’d like to go out with a bang, please.”
(lolasnip?)
Do you think that people from Oregon live in a constant state of mild suspense? Mostly because of the possible grammatical misinterpretation of the following hypothetical question: “Do you live in Portland, Or ?”
LOrL?
Q: Why do really nice people like hanging out at the beach?
A: Because the ocean is soooo friendly. It’s always waving!!
(LOLbster?)
If I had two geese that liked to complain a lot as pets, I would be sure to name them both Louise. That way, I could always exclaim, “GEESE LOUISE!!!”
(lolerlolzies?)
Someone brought a cheese platter to a recent potluck. It was SOOO goud(a)!!
(lolermouse?)
I am crazy excited about the lunar eclipse tonight! You could even say I am a LUNAtic about it!
(moonlolz?)
Q: What do lady philosophers look for, when dating gentlemen philosophers?
A: A sense of HUMEor!
(intelLOLctual?)