January 2009
11 posts
“Q: What did the mom say to her daughter when she found out that she wanted to be...”
“Q: What do you call a really really big bruise?
A: A Dinosore!
(LOwL?)”
“Q: What is the most powerful office supply?
A: The ruler!
(a foot lolng!)”
“Q: Why did the DEA break up the twins’ wedding party?
A: Because it was...”
“Q: Why is it a terrible idea to pour salt onto Wikipedia?
A: Because...”
“Q: Why did Sacagewea have a difficult time understanding Lewis & Clark?
A:...”
“Q: How can you tell that Clarissa, from Clarissa Explains It All, looovveed...”
“Q: What did the agreeable street cleaner say on the first day of the blizzard?
...”
“Q: What did the dog breeder get for the new year?
A: Two canine!
(2k9lolz?)”
“Q: What was the stripper being charged with in court?
A: Gross neglige!”
– (court of LAWl)?
“Q: What does a linguist use to insult someone?
A: LinguiSTICKS AND STONES!
...”