January 2012
1 post
“Q: Why did the professional comedian refuse to eat Kraft Macaroni & Cheese?...”
Jan 9th
2 notes
December 2011
3 posts
“Q: Which kitchen utensil is the most unrealistic? A: The whisk. Because it...”
Dec 12th
1 note
“Q: Why won’t the snooty mother potato and the and the rich father potato...”
– Thank you Slim and Adam for joke and LOL, respectively. 
Dec 9th
1 note
“Q: What do you say to a person with whom you completely agree about alternative...”
– Thanks Nick Pal
Dec 5th
October 2011
7 posts
“Q: What’s the most sociable type of nail? A: A HANG nail! (digitLOL?)”
Oct 19th
8 notes
“Q: Which type of late night snack is the sleaziest? A: Poutine! Because...”
Oct 17th
4 notes
“Q: Which nationality loves musical encores? A: Mo-rock-ins! (CasabLOLnca?)”
Oct 11th
6 notes
“Q: What did the single cob have to resort to in order to provide for its cob...”
Oct 6th
6 notes
“Q: Which type of animal loves to practice yoga? A: Yogi bear! (JLOLystone...”
Oct 5th
2 notes
“Q: Why did the woman rush out of the coffee shop? A: Because she didn’t...”
Oct 4th
5 notes
“Q: What type of dinosaur loves synonyms? A: A Thesaurus! (PaleontLOLogy?)”
Oct 3rd
9 notes
September 2011
1 post
“Q: What is a punk’s favorite part of a pizza? A: The CRUST! (rock n...”
Sep 30th
241 notes
May 2011
1 post
“Q: What did the plebe say when he went to the beach? A: “Serfs’...”
May 10th
3 notes
March 2011
1 post
“Q: Which muppet always gets invited to the Academy Awards? A: Oscar! ...”
Mar 9th
9 notes
January 2011
1 post
“Q: Why is a snowstorm very unreliable? A: Because it’s full of huge...”
Jan 7th
12 notes
November 2010
1 post
“Q: Why did the gymnast drop out of law school? A: Because she couldn’t...”
Nov 17th
9 notes
October 2010
1 post
“Q: Why was the pirate disappointed in his blind date? A: Because she had a...”
Oct 27th
15 notes
September 2010
1 post
“Q: What type of soup is the most apologetic? A: Miso Sorry! (Top LOLmen?)”
Sep 13th
June 2010
2 posts
“Q: How soon does a Swede know he’s a Swede? A: The day he is Bjorn! ...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Nancy.
Jun 24th
10 notes
“Q: What do Spanish speakers say when they are very impressed? A: “Hola...”
Jun 23rd
3 notes
March 2010
2 posts
“Q: What’s the sleepiest part of a building? A: The windoze! (doubLOL...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, David.
Mar 16th
1 note
“Q: What do you call the last place finisher in a sledding race? A: The biggest...”
Mar 2nd
1 note
February 2010
2 posts
“Q: What does George Foreman say when he’s in a confrontation? A:...”
Feb 19th
2 notes
“Q: What do you call a shot caller that’s really good at dancing? A: A...”
Feb 18th
November 2009
3 posts
“Q: What did the adoption agency say when the brother rabbits came in? A:...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Jake.
Nov 12th
1 note
“Q: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?? A:...”
Nov 5th
1 note
“Q: What did the Yankees have for dinner tonight? A: Phillie Mignon! ...”
Nov 5th
5 notes
October 2009
2 posts
“Q: Why did the snail have to move out of its shell? A: Because it was in...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Kaveh.
Oct 27th
1 note
“Q: What did the family members say when discussing the pros and cons of their...”
Oct 26th
4 notes
September 2009
5 posts
“Q: What do you call solitary trees in Mexico? A: Plantalones! (LOLnely...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, David.
Sep 30th
“Q: Why would the season of fall make a shitty friend? A: Because it would be...”
Sep 29th
“Q: What do you call a really skinny British man? A: A chapstick! (EngLOLnd?)”
Sep 14th
12 notes
“Q: What does a creepy stalker and a bank have in common? A: They won’t...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Matt.
Sep 4th
4 notes
“Q: What does gold say when it’s trying to get another element’s...”
Sep 1st
August 2009
4 posts
“Q: Why wasn’t Xena Warrior Princess a comedy? A: Because it starred Lucy...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Amanda.
Aug 28th
15 notes
“Q: What did Hugh Laurie say when treating his friends to dinner? A:...”
Aug 27th
3 notes
“Q: Why did the bicycle stop working? A: Because it was two tired! ...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Jake.
Aug 19th
10 notes
“Q: What did the seamstress say to her fashionable customer? A: Your dresses...”
Aug 3rd
2 notes
July 2009
11 posts
“Q: What did Nixon say after Watergate? A: “I am not a creek!” ...”
Jul 28th
“Q: What do you call an obscure escape artist that no one has ever heard of? A:...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Steve.
Jul 23rd
1 note
“Q: What language should this blog be translated into? A: EsPUNol. ...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Nancy.
Jul 22nd
5 notes
“Q: What do you call a logical popsicle? A: A sensicle! (rationLOL?)”
Jul 21st
1 note
“Q: Why did Simba’s father die? A: Because he didn’t mufasenough! ...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Airport.
Jul 21st
10 notes
“Q: What did the music teacher say to the sassy student? A: “I...”
Jul 15th
2 notes
“Q: Why did the Frenchman put only one egg in his omelette? A: Because one egg...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Xavier.
Jul 13th
3 notes
“Q: What do you call an under water boat that’s on an important journey? ...”
– Oh, how appropriate! Terrible punsters everywhere can now contribute to shittyjokes.tumblr.com. If you “have a good one,” please send your Q/A/Lolz to bearypunny@gmail.com.
Jul 10th
“Q: What part of the playground is the best for social networking? A: The...”
Jul 8th
1 note
“Q: What did Bobby Brown say when someone tried to taste his food at a Polish...”
Jul 7th
5 notes
“Q: What do you call a Spanish speaking person that dislikes going to the...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester Nancy.
Jul 2nd
2 notes
June 2009
8 posts
“Q: What’s the best type of music to make out to? A: MO-town! (rhythm...”
Jun 29th
2 notes