January 2012
1 post
“Q: Why did the professional comedian refuse to eat Kraft Macaroni & Cheese?...”
December 2011
3 posts
“Q: Which kitchen utensil is the most unrealistic?
A: The whisk. Because it...”
“Q: Why won’t the snooty mother potato and the and the rich father potato...”
– Thank you Slim and Adam for joke and LOL, respectively.
“Q: What do you say to a person with whom you completely agree about alternative...”
– Thanks Nick Pal
October 2011
7 posts
“Q: What’s the most sociable type of nail?
A: A HANG nail!
(digitLOL?)”
“Q: Which type of late night snack is the sleaziest?
A: Poutine! Because...”
“Q: Which nationality loves musical encores?
A: Mo-rock-ins!
(CasabLOLnca?)”
“Q: What did the single cob have to resort to in order to provide for its cob...”
“Q: Which type of animal loves to practice yoga?
A: Yogi bear!
(JLOLystone...”
“Q: Why did the woman rush out of the coffee shop?
A: Because she didn’t...”
“Q: What type of dinosaur loves synonyms?
A: A Thesaurus!
(PaleontLOLogy?)”
September 2011
1 post
“Q: What is a punk’s favorite part of a pizza?
A: The CRUST!
(rock n...”
May 2011
1 post
“Q: What did the plebe say when he went to the beach?
A: “Serfs’...”
March 2011
1 post
“Q: Which muppet always gets invited to the Academy Awards?
A: Oscar!
...”
January 2011
1 post
“Q: Why is a snowstorm very unreliable?
A: Because it’s full of huge...”
November 2010
1 post
“Q: Why did the gymnast drop out of law school?
A: Because she couldn’t...”
October 2010
1 post
“Q: Why was the pirate disappointed in his blind date?
A: Because she had a...”
September 2010
1 post
“Q: What type of soup is the most apologetic?
A: Miso Sorry!
(Top LOLmen?)”
June 2010
2 posts
“Q: How soon does a Swede know he’s a Swede?
A: The day he is Bjorn!
...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Nancy.
“Q: What do Spanish speakers say when they are very impressed?
A: “Hola...”
March 2010
2 posts
“Q: What’s the sleepiest part of a building?
A: The windoze!
(doubLOL...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, David.
“Q: What do you call the last place finisher in a sledding race?
A: The biggest...”
February 2010
2 posts
“Q: What does George Foreman say when he’s in a confrontation?
A:...”
“Q: What do you call a shot caller that’s really good at dancing?
A: A...”
November 2009
3 posts
“Q: What did the adoption agency say when the brother rabbits came in?
A:...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Jake.
“Q: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT??
A:...”
“Q: What did the Yankees have for dinner tonight?
A: Phillie Mignon!
...”
October 2009
2 posts
“Q: Why did the snail have to move out of its shell?
A: Because it was in...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Kaveh.
“Q: What did the family members say when discussing the pros and cons of their...”
September 2009
5 posts
“Q: What do you call solitary trees in Mexico?
A: Plantalones!
(LOLnely...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, David.
“Q: Why would the season of fall make a shitty friend?
A: Because it would be...”
“Q: What do you call a really skinny British man?
A: A chapstick!
(EngLOLnd?)”
“Q: What does a creepy stalker and a bank have in common?
A: They won’t...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Matt.
“Q: What does gold say when it’s trying to get another element’s...”
August 2009
4 posts
“Q: Why wasn’t Xena Warrior Princess a comedy?
A: Because it starred Lucy...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Amanda.
“Q: What did Hugh Laurie say when treating his friends to dinner?
A:...”
“Q: Why did the bicycle stop working?
A: Because it was two tired!
...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Jake.
“Q: What did the seamstress say to her fashionable customer?
A: Your dresses...”
July 2009
11 posts
“Q: What did Nixon say after Watergate?
A: “I am not a creek!”
...”
“Q: What do you call an obscure escape artist that no one has ever heard of?
A:...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Steve.
“Q: What language should this blog be translated into?
A: EsPUNol.
...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Nancy.
“Q: What do you call a logical popsicle?
A: A sensicle!
(rationLOL?)”
“Q: Why did Simba’s father die?
A: Because he didn’t mufasenough!
...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Airport.
“Q: What did the music teacher say to the sassy student?
A: “I...”
“Q: Why did the Frenchman put only one egg in his omelette?
A: Because one egg...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester, Xavier.
“Q: What do you call an under water boat that’s on an important journey?
...”
– Oh, how appropriate! Terrible punsters everywhere can now contribute to shittyjokes.tumblr.com. If you “have a good one,” please send your Q/A/Lolz to bearypunny@gmail.com.
“Q: What part of the playground is the best for social networking?
A: The...”
“Q: What did Bobby Brown say when someone tried to taste his food at a Polish...”
“Q: What do you call a Spanish speaking person that dislikes going to the...”
– Thank you to shitty jokester Nancy.
June 2009
8 posts
“Q: What’s the best type of music to make out to?
A: MO-town!
(rhythm...”