Q: What do you call a Spanish speaking person that dislikes going to the beach?
A: A playa hater!
(beach bLOLs?)
Q: What’s the best type of music to make out to?
A: MO-town!
(rhythm and bLOLs?)
Q: What’s the perfect beer to drink around a campfire?
A: Ember Ale!
(alcohLOL?)
Q: Which tool has the best view of the garden?
A: A saw!
(toLoL?)
Q: What do you call a husk of corn with a single kernel on it?
A: A unicorn!
(mysticLOL creature?)
Q: What do you call a bootleg Warhol print hanging on your dorm room wall?
A: An imposter!
(cLOLche?)
Q: Which state is a self-proclaimed slut?
A: Idaho
(BOIZe and potatLoLs?)
Q: Why is the music industry often regarded as being sleazy?
A: Because it’s in the business of seedies (CDs)!
(vinyLOL?)
Q: Which fairy tale is undoubtedly the most clever of them all?
A: RaPUNZel!
(goldieLOLcks?)
Q: What kind of pandemic does one get from having a crush?
A: Swoon flu!
(LOLve sick?)
