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Hi! My name is Pavla and I like puns, even when they don't make complete sen$e. (get it?)

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Aug
29th
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Q: Which South American country never gives up?

A: Brazilience!

(Sao PaoLOL?)

Dec
3rd
Mon
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Q: What do you call flirty ambulance drivers?

A: EMTease!

(hospitLOL?)

— This was a shitty joke group effort by Eric, Nicole and Nancy
Nov
27th
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Q: What type of fruit is unable to have a spontaneous wedding?

A: A Cantaloupe!

(meLOLn?)

Nov
19th
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Q: What is a douchebag’s favorite soup?

A: Ed Hearty

(CampbLOLs?)

— Thanks for the shittty joke, JohnDC!
Jul
20th
Fri
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Q: What type of soup is the most religious?

A: rAMEN!

(noodLOLs?)

Jul
13th
Fri
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Q: What kind of tacos do Buddhists get?

A: The Karma Asada!

(extra guacamLOLe?)

— Thanks for the shitty joke, Jake!
Jun
20th
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Q: What is the most difficult type of sausage to babysit?

A: A BRATwurst!

(kLOLbasa?)

Jun
13th
Wed
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Q: What type of herb loves watching Dirty Dancing?

A: “I’ve had the THYME of my liiifeeee”

(FLOLmenco?)

May
22nd
Tue
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Q: What is a bunny’s favorite type of beer?

A: An IPA, because it has the most hops!

— (BrookLOLn Brewery?)
Apr
17th
Tue
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Q: What kind of wine do they serve at the pound?

A: Monte-pooch-iano!

(poodLOL?)