Q: What type of fruit is unable to have a spontaneous wedding?
A: A Cantaloupe!
Q: What is a douchebag’s favorite soup?
A: Ed Hearty
Q: What kind of tacos do Buddhists get?
A: The Karma Asada!
Q: What type of herb loves watching Dirty Dancing?
A: “I’ve had the THYME of my liiifeeee”
Q: What is a bunny’s favorite type of beer?
A: An IPA, because it has the most hops!