Q: What did the adoption agency say when the brother rabbits came in?
A: “Aww, let’s not split hares!”
(animLOLs?)
Q: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT??
A: http://www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com/
(pLOLgiarism?)
editor’s note: kewl javascript/badoomchhhh effect, tho. i guess.
Q: What did the Yankees have for dinner tonight?
A: Phillie Mignon!
(basebLOL?)
Q: Why did the snail have to move out of its shell?
A: Because it was in escrowgo!
(home LOLn?)
Q: What did the family members say when discussing the pros and cons of their family reunion?
A: “It’s all relative!”
(famLOLy circus?)
Q: What do you call solitary trees in Mexico?
A: Plantalones!
(LOLnely magLOLia?)
Q: Why would the season of fall make a shitty friend?
A: Because it would be fair weathered!
(fLOL?)
Q: What do you call a really skinny British man?
A: A chapstick!
(EngLOLnd?)
Q: What does a creepy stalker and a bank have in common?
A: They won’t leave me a loan!
(MutuLOL fund?)
Q: What does gold say when it’s trying to get another element’s attention on the periodic table?
A: A-U!
(eLOLment?)
