Q: Why did the professional comedian refuse to eat Kraft Macaroni & Cheese?
A: Because it’s the cheesiest!
(LOLctose IntLOLerant?)
Q: Which kitchen utensil is the most unrealistic?
A: The whisk. Because it often has whiskful thinking.
(LOLdle?)
Q: What do you say to a person with whom you completely agree about alternative shelters?
A: Yurt telling me!
(centrLOL asia?)
Q: What’s the most sociable type of nail?
A: A HANG nail!
(digitLOL?)
Q: Which type of late night snack is the sleaziest?
A: Poutine! Because it’s always poutine on the moves!
(MontreaLOL?)
Q: Which nationality loves musical encores?
A: Mo-rock-ins!
(CasabLOLnca?)
Q: What did the single cob have to resort to in order to provide for its cob family?
A: It became a corn star!
(kernLOL?)
Q: Which type of animal loves to practice yoga?
A: Yogi bear!
(JLOLystone park?)
Q: Why did the woman rush out of the coffee shop?
A: Because she didn’t have a latte time!
(cappucinLOL?)
